How to fix unemployment

August 23, 2009 at 9:36 pm | In Main Blog | Leave a Comment
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Is your dad an unemployed loser? Make him watch this immediately. Thanks, Just For Men, for waiting until double-digit unemployment to release this very important PSA.

Another banner week for Philly

August 14, 2009 at 8:22 pm | In Main Blog | Leave a Comment

Beer on Victorino’s head. Tony Danza in our public schools. MICHAEL FREAKING VICK.  What other shenanigans will we be party to this week, Philadelphia? Thank goodness our hometown paper is here to record it all.

Well, which is it?

Well, which is it?

I am a longtime animal lover (of both furry and barbecued varieties) but I will not be pleased one bit to see PETA protesters out at the Linc. That’s like dropping some Daily Kos folks into a hockey game. Not a good fit.

[Inky]

The Inquirer will use any excuse to post photos of hot white chicks

August 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm | In Main Blog | Leave a Comment
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“Jen Utley, a board member of the Pennsylvania SPCA and the wife of Phillies second baseman Chase Utley, declined to comment last night specifically on the Vick signing….”

And yet…

At least they're predictable.

As long as the Inky insists on searching out attractive ladies to put on its home page (this is not what media pros mean by “relevance,” BTW), can it seriously not throw an African American into the mix every so often? In a city that’s about equal parts black and white? (Beyonce doesn’t count, yoos guys.)

Oh yeah, Jen Jenn Utley debuts in that article at PARAGRAPH 9. JFC.

[UPDATE] Oh jeez, I just noticed the Birds’ thing. Great copy editing, there. And for the record, I lament the state of the Inky because it’s my hometown paper, not because I’m about to start working for the competition. So there.

[UPDATE2] Oh JFC come AWWWWWWWWWN. The Inky also misspelled Jenn Utley’s name. Seriously?? At least make us work for it sometimes…!

[Inky]

The subconscious is a funny thing

August 6, 2009 at 12:08 pm | In Main Blog | Leave a Comment

Earlier this week I resolved to phone my eldest aunt in Seoul. Been meaning to do this for weeks but work, life, whatever kept getting in the way. (Excuses.) Problem is my Korean is poor, so when I Skype her I do so with the help of a friend whose Korean is much better than mine. Texted her on Tues to see when she could come by and translate, we both decided on Thursday which, Yay, was what I’d been hoping for. Worked best for me, schedule-wise.

The reason I need to phone my aunt is to check in on her. She’s the oldest person standing on my mother’s side, nearly 70 I think though she looks about 50 (Asians). And I worry for her. It’s been a year since my mother, her youngest sibling, passed. Several more years since my other aunt died from a brain tumor. The three of them were thisclose, my eemo having raised my much younger mother since both their parents were dead by the time she (Mom) was 12. My mother’s death was sudden, too soon, and completely avoidable. It was needless and stupid. And my eemo took it extremely hard. Collapsed at the funeral, etc.

Continue reading The subconscious is a funny thing…

Horserace ‘08: You’ve Got To Know When To Hold ‘Em

September 26, 2008 at 5:09 pm | In Horserace '08 | Leave a Comment
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This week Kellie and I discuss John McCain’s decision to suspend (*COUGH*) his campaign, the absence of Barack Obama in recent political theater, and whether this is the new real game-changing moment in a season full of them.

Listen to this week’s roundtable here.

The Many Faces Of McCain, Plus Also Obama

September 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm | In Barack Obama, John McCain, MSM, Our Crappy Economy, WH '08 | Leave a Comment
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Nevermind the debate tomorrow — will anyone finally explain where that $700 billion figure came from? Probably not until lawmakers push this bill through. I have a baaaaaad feeling about all of this, and the NYT’s Gretchen Morgenson isn’t making me feel better. Not even checking on my investments these days, too scared. And as for my money market accounts…. argh. I always used to joke that my late, great father hid his money in kimchee jars buried in the back yard. That’s looking like a brilliant idea. If only I had a back yard…

Continue reading The Many Faces Of McCain, Plus Also Obama…

Bush Believes Public Wants To Hear From Him On Economy

September 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm | In Barack Obama, John McCain, Our Crappy Economy, President Bush, WH '08, WTF | Leave a Comment

[UPDATE 7:01. I take the part about this maybe being a good idea back. An "economic 9/11" is still not 9/11. Plus everyone needs to quit pretending that any of this is a surprise.]

[UPDATE 3:10. McCain is "suspending" his campaign in order to come back to Washington and do his day job. That means "working with" the Obama campaign and possibly postponing their scheduled Friday-night debate. Is this McCain 1.0 or McCain 2.0? It seems like a good idea, but it's hard not to feel a little cynical about Shakey McMaverick these days.]

Why, that’s just so… so… adorable.

From Moon Rising Over Kilimanjaro

From Moon Rising Over Kilimanjaro

President Bush is going to interrupt TV broadcasts at 9 p.m. tonight to assure Americans that the economy will be OK and scold lawmakers for not passing the $700 billion federal bailout package the second he asked them to. (The nerve.) AP reports: ”Press secretary Dana Perino said the president wants to tell the American people how the crisis affects them and help them understand the depth of the problem.”

Yeah… only the American people have been fretting about the sky falling for at least a couple of years. Continue reading Bush Believes Public Wants To Hear From Him On Economy…

Take A Look At Your Inner Racist

September 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm | In Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, MSM, Our Crappy Economy, Racists, Sarah Palin, WH '08 | Leave a Comment
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Here’s one reason to be grateful for the Wall Street apocalypse: If not for this story, we’d all be forced to contend with the AP-Yahoo News poll on racial attitudes released on Saturday.

According to Wonkette’s awesome deconstruction of the AP writeup, Politico’s lede was this: “In a report sure to spark a national conversation on race, an AP-Yahoo News study reported Saturday morning that white prejudice could be a significant enough factor to sunder Barack Obama’s bid to be the first black president of the United States.”

Spark? Haven’t we been talking about this for, like, a million years already? Continue reading Take A Look At Your Inner Racist…

Horserace ‘08: When The End Feels Nigh

September 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm | In Horserace '08 | 1 Comment
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This week Kellie and I review how the chaos on Wall Street has forced Barack Obama and John McCain to recalibrate their campaigns.

Listen to this week’s roundtable here.

Heh.

September 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm | In Barack Obama | Leave a Comment
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