ShoutyBear Can’t Be Shouty All The Time

September 30, 2008 at 3:36 pm | In Main Blog | Leave a Comment
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Obviously my paychecks come from elsewhere and I am pretty awful at updating this thing. If you know of a college student who would do that for me for, like, $20 a week, let me know. In the meantime, I’ve started blogging for the Philadelphia Examiner. Expect me to liveblog the vice presidential debate for them this Thursday — unless I decide at the last minute that I simply cannot watch the thing sober.

Horserace ‘08: You’ve Got To Know When To Hold ‘Em

September 26, 2008 at 5:09 pm | In Horserace '08 | Leave a Comment
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This week Kellie and I discuss John McCain’s decision to suspend (*COUGH*) his campaign, the absence of Barack Obama in recent political theater, and whether this is the new real game-changing moment in a season full of them.

Listen to this week’s roundtable here.

The Many Faces Of McCain, Plus Also Obama

September 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm | In Barack Obama, John McCain, MSM, Our Crappy Economy, WH '08 | Leave a Comment
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Nevermind the debate tomorrow — will anyone finally explain where that $700 billion figure came from? Probably not until lawmakers push this bill through. I have a baaaaaad feeling about all of this, and the NYT’s Gretchen Morgenson isn’t making me feel better. Not even checking on my investments these days, too scared. And as for my money market accounts…. argh. I always used to joke that my late, great father hid his money in kimchee jars buried in the back yard. That’s looking like a brilliant idea. If only I had a back yard…

Continue reading The Many Faces Of McCain, Plus Also Obama…

Bush Believes Public Wants To Hear From Him On Economy

September 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm | In Barack Obama, John McCain, Our Crappy Economy, President Bush, WH '08, WTF | Leave a Comment

[UPDATE 7:01. I take the part about this maybe being a good idea back. An "economic 9/11" is still not 9/11. Plus everyone needs to quit pretending that any of this is a surprise.]

[UPDATE 3:10. McCain is "suspending" his campaign in order to come back to Washington and do his day job. That means "working with" the Obama campaign and possibly postponing their scheduled Friday-night debate. Is this McCain 1.0 or McCain 2.0? It seems like a good idea, but it's hard not to feel a little cynical about Shakey McMaverick these days.]

Why, that’s just so… so… adorable.

From Moon Rising Over Kilimanjaro

From Moon Rising Over Kilimanjaro

President Bush is going to interrupt TV broadcasts at 9 p.m. tonight to assure Americans that the economy will be OK and scold lawmakers for not passing the $700 billion federal bailout package the second he asked them to. (The nerve.) AP reports: ”Press secretary Dana Perino said the president wants to tell the American people how the crisis affects them and help them understand the depth of the problem.”

Yeah… only the American people have been fretting about the sky falling for at least a couple of years. Continue reading Bush Believes Public Wants To Hear From Him On Economy…

Take A Look At Your Inner Racist

September 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm | In Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, MSM, Our Crappy Economy, Racists, Sarah Palin, WH '08 | Leave a Comment
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Here’s one reason to be grateful for the Wall Street apocalypse: If not for this story, we’d all be forced to contend with the AP-Yahoo News poll on racial attitudes released on Saturday.

According to Wonkette’s awesome deconstruction of the AP writeup, Politico’s lede was this: “In a report sure to spark a national conversation on race, an AP-Yahoo News study reported Saturday morning that white prejudice could be a significant enough factor to sunder Barack Obama’s bid to be the first black president of the United States.”

Spark? Haven’t we been talking about this for, like, a million years already? Continue reading Take A Look At Your Inner Racist…

Horserace ‘08: When The End Feels Nigh

September 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm | In Horserace '08 | 1 Comment
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This week Kellie and I review how the chaos on Wall Street has forced Barack Obama and John McCain to recalibrate their campaigns.

Listen to this week’s roundtable here.

Heh.

September 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm | In Barack Obama | Leave a Comment
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Horserace ‘08: Who’s A Naughty Monkey?

September 12, 2008 at 12:11 pm | In Horserace '08 | Leave a Comment
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This week Kellie and I dispense with that lipstick/pig nonsense, try to read the minds of white middle-class women, and wonder when serious issues will finally overtake Palinmania.

No you di-int, WSJ! Listen to this week’s roundtable here.

Why McCain 2.0 Might Just Win This Thing

September 10, 2008 at 5:17 pm | In Barack Obama, Dummies, John McCain, MSM, SCOTUS, Sarah Palin, WH '08 | Leave a Comment

I am in mourning.

Not just for my mother, whom I lost last month (and is the reason why I’ve been much less Shouty lately). But for the John McCain of 2000, who dared challenge a political scion and the Republican Party establishment’s pick for the job. The one who talked freely to anyone on the trail who’d listen to the point of using a politically incorrect term for his captives of five-and-a-half years because hell, all he had to lose was an election. He’d always have his honor. Which he almost did lose, but soon enough regained after apologizing to campaign reporters and his supporters for pandering to South Carolinians on the Confederate flag.

That McCain was never the superstar the media made him out to be. He was as flawed a politician as the next guy, who only ever took up the Reformer mantle after a near-political-death experience in the early ’90s. It was a move borne of panic, but you believed him when he lambasted pork-greedy colleagues and out-of-control spending. So it was no surprise that McCain parted ways with President Bush on those post-9/11 tax cuts. It’s just what his admirers expected him to do.

That John McCain is gone. And this crazy, maddening, frequently silly ritual by which Americans elect their presidents is worse for it. Continue reading Why McCain 2.0 Might Just Win This Thing…

More Kitty Torture Porn

September 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm | In Moishe | Leave a Comment

I fear I’ve made some dude in Japan very happy in the yucky way. Meh. Continue reading More Kitty Torture Porn…

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