Horserace ‘08: Who’s A Naughty Monkey?

September 12, 2008 at 12:11 pm | In Horserace '08 | Leave a Comment
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This week Kellie and I dispense with that lipstick/pig nonsense, try to read the minds of white middle-class women, and wonder when serious issues will finally overtake Palinmania.

No you di-int, WSJ! Listen to this week’s roundtable here.

Why McCain 2.0 Might Just Win This Thing

September 10, 2008 at 5:17 pm | In Barack Obama, Dummies, John McCain, MSM, SCOTUS, Sarah Palin, WH '08 | Leave a Comment

I am in mourning.

Not just for my mother, whom I lost last month (and is the reason why I’ve been much less Shouty lately). But for the John McCain of 2000, who dared challenge a political scion and the Republican Party establishment’s pick for the job. The one who talked freely to anyone on the trail who’d listen to the point of using a politically incorrect term for his captives of five-and-a-half years because hell, all he had to lose was an election. He’d always have his honor. Which he almost did lose, but soon enough regained after apologizing to campaign reporters and his supporters for pandering to South Carolinians on the Confederate flag.

That McCain was never the superstar the media made him out to be. He was as flawed a politician as the next guy, who only ever took up the Reformer mantle after a near-political-death experience in the early ’90s. It was a move borne of panic, but you believed him when he lambasted pork-greedy colleagues and out-of-control spending. So it was no surprise that McCain parted ways with President Bush on those post-9/11 tax cuts. It’s just what his admirers expected him to do.

That John McCain is gone. And this crazy, maddening, frequently silly ritual by which Americans elect their presidents is worse for it. Continue reading Why McCain 2.0 Might Just Win This Thing…

More Kitty Torture Porn

September 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm | In Moishe | Leave a Comment

I fear I’ve made some dude in Japan very happy in the yucky way. Meh. Continue reading More Kitty Torture Porn…

Happy Birthday, John McCain. Now Snap Out Of It.

August 29, 2008 at 11:03 am | In Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Iraq, Joe Biden, John McCain, Sarah Palin, WH '08 | Leave a Comment

Talk about timely. The Economist’s cover story this week is all about the John McCain we thought we knew and admired but who lately has been MIA. Does the Sarah Palin pick indicate the real McCain might still be in the house? Yes and no. Continue reading Happy Birthday, John McCain. Now Snap Out Of It….

FOX: It’s Palin.

August 29, 2008 at 10:29 am | In Hillary Clinton, John McCain, MSM, Sarah Palin, WH '08 | Leave a Comment

So Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty are out. Duh. One would hope reporters would finally learn that the Veep Guessing Game is almost always a self-indulgent exercise in futility and that part of their job is to question — yes, QUESTION — so-called leaks. You really think you and that campaign spox guy are BFFs? You are dead wrong. Part of their job is to throw you off their scent.

FOX has it first: McCain officials are now saying on the record it’s Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin – but we won’t know for-sure for sure until John McCain tells us so. If she’s the gal, kudos for McCain. A swell, unexpected pick. Also explains those weird obvious overtures to Hillary Clinton’s supporters.

Um, What If It’s….

August 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm | In Barack Obama, John McCain, Mike Huckabee, WH '08 | Leave a Comment

Hillary R. Clinton Is The Mary J. Blige Of Politics

August 26, 2008 at 11:10 pm | In Hillary Clinton, MSM, WH '08 | Leave a Comment
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That was one barn-burner of a speech, Hilz. This is where the MSM has it wrong: Forget this whole “marriage of convenience” nonsense. Hillary is a badass so you know Bill has to hit that every once in a while. Hot damn.

OMG, are they really playing “Disco Inferno???”

Pretty Sure This Isn’t Joe Biden…

August 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm | In Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John McCain, MSM, President Bush, WH '08 | Leave a Comment
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…though whoever posted it on YouTube seems to really want people to believe it is.

Even if the drunk guy singing a Florida retirement community’s theme song really was Joe Biden, would that be so terrible? If anything, it might make the guy running with Judgey McPerfect more relatable. Continue reading Pretty Sure This Isn’t Joe Biden……

OMG, It’s Biden

August 23, 2008 at 1:32 pm | In Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John McCain, WH '08 | 1 Comment

Turns out Joe Biden is the guy. I’m looking forward to watching him rip John McCain’s veep pick to shreds during their debate — whoever that guy turns out to be. One wonders if Biden would be wasted in this job. He might be put to better use running the State Department, eg. Anyway, this race just got a lot more entertaining. Expect to hear high praise from McCain, who will highlight Biden’s experience in order to bring Barack Obama’s lack of such into sharper relief.

Horserace ‘08: In Which We Try To Explain What A Party Convention Is

August 21, 2008 at 6:00 pm | In Horserace '08 | Leave a Comment
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This week Kellie and I preview the Temblor in Denver*, where Hillary Clinton’s “hardworking white” supporters threaten to rain on the DNC’s parade, the GOP shadow convention will be fighting for oxygen, and Barack Obama will heal the masses at Invesco Field on live TV.

Listen to this week’s roundtable here. We’re off the next couple of weeks for the conventions.

Continue reading Horserace ‘08: In Which We Try To Explain What A Party Convention Is…

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